A lady, desperate for companionship took out an ad in the local paper. It read: “I need a man who won’t beat me up…won’t run away with other women, but he’s gotta be great in bed”. The next day the doorbell rang, and she found a quadriplegic on her doorstep. “You have no arms” she said… he answered: “I won’t beat you” “you have no legs” she protested… he said “I won’t run away with other women!” Embarrassed she inquired: “How can you be great in bed?” His answer: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?
