Cutie Fan

Last Saturday night I met up with this girl Tyra I met on Short Dating, it was another easy lay, but this girl was thicker than her photo. These girls got to stop posting old pictures.

That last few months I’ve been doing really good meeting women of LustPersonals.com It’s an adult dating site that caters only to people only seeking casual, intimate or short-term relationship. That sounds like me! The end of the year is never a good time to start a real relationship, cause when it’s time to get a gift, what do you get for some you only knew a few weeks? Anyway check out the site at LustPersonals.com

had some great sex with this girl last night I met on the online dating site IntimateAdults.com. She wasn’t much to look at in the face, but had a great body and knew how to work it. The best part is she was freaky as hell.

Thin – Could be anything from sickly anorexic to average.

Athletic – Could mean the girl is a female bodybuilder, or it could mean she used a Stairmaster for all of ten minutes last month. Who knows.

Average – A few extra pounds

A few extra pounds – At least 50 extra pounds

Large – Too big to fit in a Honda Civic. Only date if you own a full-sized car.

Rubenesque – Imagine a chick in a Peter Paul Rubens painting, and then imagine what she’d look like if she gained at least fifty pounds.

Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn’t have!”
Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

Old Yeller – “You spineless good-for-nothing drag-arse no-talent son of a bitch! Can’t you see you’re making me miserable??”
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

Sickly – “Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My cellulite.”
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Grumpy
Advantages: Predictable Disadvantages: Contagious

The Bosser – “Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don’t give me that look.”
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and Chain, Yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied – “I just can’t decide. Should I switch my career, goals, home, and hair color?”
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw C’mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

Wild Woman out of Control – “I’ve got an idea. Lez get drunk an’ make love onna front lawn. I done it before. S’fun.”
Also known as: Fast Girl, Freewheeler, Goodtime Charleena, Passed Out
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

Huffy – “I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep snickering at.”
Also known as: No Fun, Humorless Prig, Cold fish, Chilly Proposition, Iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends

Woman from Mars – “I believe this interpretive dance will explain how I feel about our relationship.”
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

Ms. Dreamgirl – “I am utterly content with you just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think we must make love like crazed weasels now!”
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent, uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you.

Had some anal last night with a girl I just met at the club, On a scale of one to ten I’d give her face a 4, and her body a 8. I had the lights off for this one, but hey I was drunk and wanted some.

I got my first rim job today. I’m not sure why she did it or why people like it. I guess I only like seeing how nasty she was, other than that the feeling just kind of tickelish