What are pheromones?

What are pheromones?
Pheromones are naturally occuring chemicals that send out subconscious scent signals to the opposite sex that trigger very powerful sexual responses.

Hooked up

I hooked up at the bar last night, nothing to be proud of though. On a scale one one though ten, I’d give her a five.

Going to the bar

I’m going to the bar with some friends tonight, they said they were there last week and the guy/girl ratio was equal. I’m pretty sure they’re exaggerating.

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The Protector is the greatest movie ever made!!

I went and saw The Protector last night, man the fighting in this movie is like no other movie ever. Every time Tony Jaa walked in a building you know you were about to see some no holds barred ass kicking!!

10 Things Not to Say to Your Girlfriend’s Parents

1. My parole officer thinks Sarah has a calming effect on me.

2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

3. Which one of you taught Sarah to give such great head?

4. Can you believe it those jerks at the corner market won’t cash my welfare check!

5. We’re going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can be rather vindictive at times.

6. Those home pregnancy kits aren’t very reliable in my opinion.

7. Sarah is so pretty I’ve decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

8. Nice place you’ve got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn’t it?

9. There ain’t nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sarah’s will be okay too.

10. Can I put my car in your garage? I’m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost..

Got a date with this chick Rebecca

I got a date tonight with this chick Rebecca I talked with on Intimate Adults. She seems wild, lets hope I get t least a one-nighter. I had an Ex named Rebecca. That names brings back memories.

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