I got my first rim job today. I’m not sure why she did it or why people like it. I guess I only like seeing how nasty she was, other than that the feeling just kind of tickelish

Just got back from up north for visiting the fam for Thanksgiving. Nothing is better than Mom’s turkey and gravy!

I think I found my perfect Halloween costume! This Lt Dangle Costume is funny as hell, and will let me come on to girls at the parties pertty easily. It’s awesome

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He noted how hurricanes at one time were given only female names, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as “she.” One of the students raised her hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?”

The teacher wasn’t certain. So he divided the class into two groups: males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Damn! Check out these cute girls , the site it pretty cool. DigginYou.com is a site to rate photos, but you can also contact the members there for free. It’s kind of like Rate-Pictures.com, but at rate pictures you have to pay for the contact info.

Check out No Strings Attached Dating at PassionPersonals.com they have millions of users. It’s a pretty good site, for casual fun.

Started talking with this Girl Amanda thought IM today, met her through Rate Pictures. She seems funny as hell. She sent me this joke….

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde,What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!

A father was concerned that his daughter hadn’t revealed her heart condition to his future son-in-law.

The first chance he had for a private chat, he asked his son-in-law to be, if he was aware that his fiance had acute angina?

“Sure” Mike responded…….”and her tits aint bad either.”